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TODAY'S TOP 10 THINGS THAT CAN RUIN A BBQ, THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO HAPPEN THIS YEAR

 
TODAY'S TOP 10 THINGS THAT CAN RUIN A BBQ, THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO HAPPEN THIS YEAR

10.  THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT CAME IN AND CONDEMN YOUR BBQ PIT...CLEAN THE GRILL FOLKS.

 9.  UNCLE BUDDY HAD A VIETNAM FLASHBACK AND HELD 10 PEOPLE HOSTAGE, TILL THE BBQ GOT READY.

 8.  THERE WAS A LONG LINE FOR THE BATHROOM, CAUSE YOUR NEPHEW MADE THE POTATOES SALAD 2 DAYS BEFORE AND DIDN'T PUT IT IN THE FRIGERATOR, NOW THE WHOLE FAMILY IS SICK.

 7.  YOU HIRED A MAGICIAN FOR THE KIDS, AND WHEN Y'ALL RAN OUT OF MEAT, SOMEONE BBQ THE MAN'S PENGUIN.

 6.  SOMEBODY FORGET THE PUNCH, SO ALL THE KIDS HAD TO WASH THEIR FOOD DOWN WITH PABST BLUE RIBBON AND OLD ENGLISH.

 5.  YO AUNT GOT DRUNK, STOOD UP IN THE FRONT OF THE PICNIC TABLE AND STARTED STRIPPING.   

 4.  BIG ERNESTINE WAS CRYING ALL DAY CAUSE NOBODY WANTED TO CHANGE HER DIAPER.

 3.  THE TABLE WITH ALL THE FOOD ON IT FELL OVER, AND AUNT BETTY ROUNDED IT ALL UP WITH HER BLOWER...IT'S ALL GOOD, Y'ALL EAT UP.

 2.  POLICE HAD TO BE CALLED IN, CAUSE EVERYBODY WAS SUPPOSE TO BRING SOMETHING, AND AIN'T NOBODY BRING NO MEAT...WE JUST HAD TO BRING ALL SIDES.

 1.  EVERYBODY HAD TO GET OUT OF THE POOL, WHEN THEY THOUGHT THAT FLOATING RIB WAS SOMETHING ELSE...ONE OF THE KIDS HAD DROP A BOWL IN THE POOL, CLEARED IT ALL OUT BECAUSE EVERYBODY THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE.

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